- The police: So Mexico is notorious for having corrupt police and military officials. Unfortunately, I have already gotten a bit of a taste for the fun. To help curb unemployment, the government hires obscene numbers of people to be police. This, in turn, creates a glut of officers just standing around looking for trouble or riding in the back of trucks carrying very large guns. While driving down, back, and around Chiapas we were pulled over three times at road blocks to be checked out by scary men in military uniforms. While our car had diplomatic plates (apparently international non-profits and NGOs get them to supposedly supposed to help reduce the amount they get accosted) we still got to be hassled a bit.
The first time we got stopped they just asked for our registration, the second time we were all asked for ID on the pretense of making sure we weren't Guatemalans sneaking in over the boarder (which my Oregon driver's license sufficed as ID though the officer had no idea how to read it... though looking at me probably gave him a pretty good idea I wasn't Guatemalan), and the third time we were told to get out of the car. It was the third time which was the most discomforting. The military officials who stopped us spoke only very quickly in Spanish and had a tendency to point at things with one hand while casually slinging their shotguns over their shoulders. After we were told to get out of the car, they looked through my bag (and found a water bottle... and a dictionary!) and began looking through our glove compartment when Dagoberto bravely stopped them. He began elaborating on how they couldn't do this to us because we had diplomatic plates, then pushed the military personnel aside and essentially told them that the search was over. Once we got back on the road he told me that it is frequent that at stops such as that they will look through your car and drop drugs in their so they could subsequently find such drugs and demand bribes for your freedom. Needless to say, I am glad we had Dagoberto to save us... and I plan on avoiding the police here as much as possible.
- The meat: So, I have been on some form of restricted meat or vegetarianism for the past decade... which finally came to end here. I gave up beef years ago because I couldn't justify the environmental consequences of raising such large animals. With time, I eliminated all mammals from my diet, then went back and forth between eating poultry and fish or not. For about four of the past ten years I have been a vegetarian - for the other six I have at least been annoying and righteous.
But I decided upon my travels to Mexico I would become a situationalitarian ("when in Rome...") and enjoy the food without thinking about the politics behind the flesh but instead the love behind the recipes. So, I had broken myself in for meat while back in the States: I cooked and ate lamb for Passover with my friend Sam. I ate a pork sausage at the farmer's market with my Dad... but I just couldn't bring myself to eat a cow again.
I get to Mexico and happily eat the bounty or flesh available but manage to pick my way around any beef while ordering - until I took myself out to dinner one night and ordered some chicken enchiladas which I thought were coming with grilled chicken but instead came with a big 'ol steak (apparently the word for grilled can double as a word simply meaning grilled steak). So, I ate (most of) it. And it was decent, but not everything I had dreamed of and more. Going for a decade without beef I had occasionally indulged in fantasy and longing of memory of what beef tastes and feels like and I must admit I was a tiny bit disappointed. Maybe tofu isn't so bad after all...
- The great museum caper: My second day in Mexico I went out to explore the city and ended up stopping in at several museums. I will admit to being a bit disappointed by the Museo Frido Calla and it's relatively small size and the Museo Mural Diego Rivera was literally only one mural - but the Mueso San Marlos was quite nice, though poorly signed. I walked into the museum, bought my ticket, and then began exploring. Often my technique is to walk the perimeter of a museum and then spiral my way inwards so I don't miss anything. I took a hard left and followed a series of hallways which led to a series of stairways, which led to... the roof. I stood for a moment looking across the skyline of Mexico City (it's very low and brown) and realized that I likely was not intended to be there. So, I turned back and began down the stairs to see waiting for me at the bottom a museum official and two security guards. They glared as I approached, but I was able to string together "I want the museum. This is not the museum. Where is the museum?" To which the three laughed heartily and pointed me in the right direction.
Oh, the adventures I will have.












